My crazy limericks
Lightning There was a really big flash, So I had to make a quick dash, To get some yucky food, I saw some random dude, Then I went to eat my big stash. Fishing with [...]
Lightning There was a really big flash, So I had to make a quick dash, To get some yucky food, I saw some random dude, Then I went to eat my big stash. Fishing with [...]
There once was a man so small Who lived in a funny mall He felt like a strange clown To the bottom of town And slipped on a bouncy ball
It felt like I was in Rome, When she had stepped on my phone, It’s cracked and it broke , It felt like it was a joke, So I screamed out a moan.
There once was a Girl Katrina Who became a ballerina High up on her toes And down on her nose Now she is a house cleaner
There once was a banana That would grow in Havana It was seen in Peru And was split into two And even went to the savanna!
There once was a boy called Cower He worked and lived in Trump Tower His Boss has Orange skin He didn't look that thin He thinks he has all the power. There once was [...]
There once was a boy called Jeff His dad was pretty deaf He always picked his nose And rubbed it on his bros He always had stinky breath. There once was a bully called [...]
Say you chuck a tiny piece of rubbish out of the car window, drop it or carelessly leave your rubbish lying around, well that contributes to a worldwide issue known well as Ocean Pollution. Ocean [...]
It was the 18th of May, 2019, when I watched the Amazing Bulk in my living room, alone. As I watched the horrible Acting and CGI I knew I had stumbled into something big, so instead [...]
It was an early wakeup for Dajsean. He was very tired and didn’t want to get up but, he had to get up to go to Wellsford and play for his Kamo rugby team. Dajsean [...]
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